First of all, I'd like to apologize to my readers, as I have been negligent with posting. Midterms have been brutal as always. However, while training at a waterfall, a disturbing idea came to me, which I would like to share with you all.
SPOILERS: If you don't want to ruin the end of ICC for yourself, despite the fact that you can watch it without beating the Lich King, please don't read this.
As WotLK comes to a close, we are given an interactive plaque in the heart of Dalaran. Clicking on this plaque will show you the end of the Lich King. Arthas falls and is comforted by the spirit of his father, King Terenas II, at his deathbed. Then, Terenas tells Tirion Fordring that there must always be a Lich King in order to have peace on Azeroth. He dissipates afterwards and leaves Tirion pondering whether he should become the Lich King for the sake of his people. Suddenly, Bolvar Fordragon calls out to him. He is disfigured, burned black, and seething steam due to Sindragosa's torture. He resolutely urges Tirion to place the Lich King's helmet on his forsaken self, with which Tirion accedes to do. We are finally shown a visage much akin to the former Lich King, except with a flaming red deviation.
This is what Bolvar looked like by the end of the ordeal:
Anonymous: Hey, faggot, that's not Bolvar. That's Sauron.
Oh my mistake. I posted the wrong picture...or did I? How about this? What if Bolvar is 450 in Fishing. After this crazy ordeal, he went finishing in Stormwind and happened to find The 1 Ring. He already rules them all. The 1 Ring is a crappy item for a level ?? Boss like himself. However, as the new Lich King, he is an enemy of both the Alliance and Horde and so he could not access the Auction House. This drove him mad. He didn't want to use the neutral AH because the only things that were there were those Green Hills of Stranglethorn pages. With Cataclysm around the corner, he needed money for 310% speed flight training. At the time, a noob asked, "HAY CAN I HAVE 100G FOR MOUNT?? ^_^". This was the straw that broke the demented horse's back. Back in Bolvar's days, epic mount training was 1000 gold. The fact that people still wanted money for it drove Bolvar nuts. He punched the poor noob with a "Who wants a knuckle sandwich?" achievement fist and the noob was down. He right clicked the noob and found that he could loot him. 54 gold for ganking a noob. Sweet. He could get used to this...
Okay, this is all kind of far fetched. But what if it's true. Just maybe, Bolvar is Sauron. If this is true, then Sauron is not truly dead. The ring they cast into Mordor was just a green accessory with a item level of 15. We need the helmet. May the Light have mercy on us all.